When your bae says they hate the smell of oil

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl) 11/20/2015 at 15:44 • Filed to: None

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I bet you can smell the coconut emitting from your monitor.

Tripper > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 11/20/2015 at 15:47

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I can taste it

Ash78, voting early and often > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 11/20/2015 at 15:48

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Scent: “Valve Gasket Coverup”

/also, what is a bae?

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Ash78, voting early and often 11/20/2015 at 15:52

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the hip lingo us youths use instead of boyfriend/girlfriend

Ike > Ash78, voting early and often 11/20/2015 at 15:53

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Term originating from lesbian community short for “before anyone else” normaly used to refer to a significant other in a relationship

crowmolly > Ash78, voting early and often 11/20/2015 at 15:53

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Danish word for shit.

Ash78, voting early and often > crowmolly 11/20/2015 at 15:58

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I like that one. Some of my Scando friends use “hae” and “bae” (cognates for English “hi” and “bye”). At least the Danes and Icelanders, if not more.

See what I did there? I shortened Scandinavians to “Scandos” like the kids do.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Ash78, voting early and often 11/20/2015 at 15:59

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Stupid slang because adding one more letter to say babe makes it take soooooooo much longer

XJDano > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 11/20/2015 at 16:00

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Those are not coconut trees.

Ash78, voting early and often > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/20/2015 at 16:02

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totes ‘gree

/agree completely

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 11/20/2015 at 16:02

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FIX DIS.

The upper part of your dash’s veneer looks better than my XJ12’s did...it cracked pretty much overnight like a year and a half ago.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 11/20/2015 at 16:04

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Your British AErospace spokesperson doesn’t like the smell of oil?

That’s cocoNuts!!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 11/20/2015 at 16:14

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“She will learn to love him.”

crowmolly > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/20/2015 at 16:15

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Next thing you know they’ll be referring to a new wheel and tire package as “getting a rim job”.

Leon711 > Ash78, voting early and often 11/20/2015 at 16:16

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Acronym for the defence contractor British Aerospace

Anthony Miller > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 11/20/2015 at 16:18

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Dude, get your dog hair out of here.

Ash78, voting early and often > Leon711 11/20/2015 at 16:18

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That’s the first thing that comes to mind for me, too. Technically I think they’re BAE Systems now, but yeah.

FazeRacer > Ash78, voting early and often 11/20/2015 at 16:29

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StoneCold > Ash78, voting early and often 11/20/2015 at 16:38

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Dr_Watson > Ash78, voting early and often 11/20/2015 at 16:51

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I approve... If you hookup for a one-nighter in Sweden you can say you got some from a rando scando.

Brickman > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 11/20/2015 at 17:15

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Time for a new bae :)

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/20/2015 at 18:08

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the veneer on mine hasn’t really gotten worse since i’ve owned it

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/20/2015 at 18:08

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this is an underrated post.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 11/20/2015 at 20:44

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I don't get what happened to mine. It was fine, I put it away for the winter (in my heated garage) and next year it was cracked.